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Nicola Masters

My name is Nicola. I am a writer.

Month: May 2013

Half-in Fun In Brooklyn: Where are they now?

ALL over the internet, that’s where. Internet fame is mine at last… http://uglyracepics.tumblr.com/post/51146520304/i-smiled-and-waved-at-all-the-photographers-the It’s because I’m glam. And because my hair has a life of its own. And the whole facial region, too.

May 30, 2013 NicolaLeave a comment

Half-ing fun in Brooklyn

I really like half marathons. This is mainly because it’s very easy to start speaking too quietly, or ‘accidentally’ cough as you begin to talk about them, and suddenly seem all kinds of impressive. As a person who only recently started enjoying a state of Normal-BMI-ed-ness, I promised myself that moving to a country synoymous… Read More Half-ing fun in Brooklyn

May 23, 2013February 17, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

The Tale of How I Beat 1000 People

Tallulah and I made a promise. Before our time in New York was over we would get to see The Book Of Mormon, and we would do it for $200 less than the face value of a ticket. Come hell or high water, apocalypse or plague of locusts (Or Cicadas, because – sidebar – that’s… Read More The Tale of How I Beat 1000 People

May 9, 2013February 17, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

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Nicola

Former child genius, thoroughly below-par adult. CB Creative Alumni. Sometimes has jokes on the radio.

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Tea or Morning Wine™? Maybe we'll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️
A palate cleanser
Sealife is weird, man. (Feat. The equinoctial tide)
Sitting high up, watching the shadows of the clouds on the beach, probably looking like I was having a moment, but actually listening to a Liane Moriarty audiobook and congratulating myself on having left the house before lunchtime 🙃
Beer And Sunset season is sooooooo close 😬
This cave is pretty close to my house, and I've always been curious what it looked like inside. The problem is there's a river in the way. But today I walked seven miles around an entire estuary and back in bad shoes just to stick my head in, and I'm honestly only posting this to give me something to show for the limp I now have.

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