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Nicola Masters

My name is Nicola. I am a writer.

Month: February 2015

A Letter I Wrote To The Daily Mail

To whom it may concern, Loads of things have happened in the last couple of days. For example, the ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine looked like it might be in danger. Greece was in the middle of financial negotiations that might affect the whole of the Eurozone. Some disgraceful behaviour by Chelsea supporters set the… Read More A Letter I Wrote To The Daily Mail

February 20, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

Reasons ‘Cats’ made me cry

I think it’s wholly unnecessary for me to say that Cats is an amazing show (which I happened to see at the weekend) because a) I can’t stand people who feel compelled to give their opinions on the internet because nobody cares and b) I think it’s been said quite enough in, like, every newspaper. And… Read More Reasons ‘Cats’ made me cry

February 9, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

The Five Stages of The Hairdresser

It’s that time of year again. Wait, did I say ‘year’? I obviously mean it’s that time of the fashion-magazine-advised three month period between expensive haircuts. I definitely didn’t grow a chin-length bob down to below my shoulders without having it cut in ten months, even if that’s what I’m making it sound like. Because… Read More The Five Stages of The Hairdresser

February 5, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

This Is Snow Joke!

Important news: It is winter. I know this will come as a shock to the three hermits left in the UK who haven’t been outside and frozen a few minor parts of their anatomy off. But it is winter. I’m actually going to go out on a limb and claim that it really hasn’t been… Read More This Is Snow Joke!

February 2, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

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Former child genius, thoroughly below-par adult. CB Creative Alumni. Sometimes has jokes on the radio.

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Sealife is weird, man. (Feat. The equinoctial tide)
Sitting high up, watching the shadows of the clouds on the beach, probably looking like I was having a moment, but actually listening to a Liane Moriarty audiobook and congratulating myself on having left the house before lunchtime 🙃
Beer And Sunset season is sooooooo close 😬
This cave is pretty close to my house, and I've always been curious what it looked like inside. The problem is there's a river in the way. But today I walked seven miles around an entire estuary and back in bad shoes just to stick my head in, and I'm honestly only posting this to give me something to show for the limp I now have.

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