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Nicola Masters

My name is Nicola. I am a writer.

Month: June 2015

Of Swift And Sandwiches

I work in Celeb-land. I also exaggerate sometimes, because, actually, I work in a normal (albeit nice) office which just happens to be close to a super-renowned, super-expensive hotel, which is where a lot of famous people stay. The paparazzi hang around a lot, and occasionally they get really excited. I went out to get… Read More Of Swift And Sandwiches

June 29, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

Chillin’ At The Bus Stop

This morning I had a dilemma. I was waiting for a bus, as I so often am, and it was late. It was, like, really late. It’s actually late a lot. I’ve been threatening to write strongly-worded letters for a couple of months now, but since I’m not 70 years old and since I still… Read More Chillin’ At The Bus Stop

June 19, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

You’re Canapé For That

I hate events that involve canapés. As a person whose job sometimes involves being around them, I’m often very uncomfortable. This week I had to work at a few events involving waiters with pointlessly little bits of weird food on trays, and I had to pretend to have a professional opinion. It’s never a good… Read More You’re Canapé For That

June 15, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

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