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Nicola Masters

My name is Nicola. I am a writer.

Tag: fancy

You’re Canapé For That

I hate events that involve canapés. As a person whose job sometimes involves being around them, I’m often very uncomfortable. This week I had to work at a few events involving waiters with pointlessly little bits of weird food on trays, and I had to pretend to have a professional opinion. It’s never a good… Read More You’re Canapé For That

June 15, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

Royally Good Advice

As I’m sure everybody is aware by now, I am incredibly classy. Therefore it will come as no surprise to anybody that I spent the first evening of the week kickin’ it with my friends in the royal box at the opening night of a new production by the Royal Ballet. My ticket sources must… Read More Royally Good Advice

May 12, 2015February 16, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

It’s Getting Hot(el) in Here

Sometimes you find yourself in the situation where you just know you’re a fish out of water. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but at the same time you just know you don’t belong where you are and at any second you could be found out and promptly thrown out. This happened to me last… Read More It’s Getting Hot(el) in Here

August 15, 2014February 17, 2017 NicolaLeave a comment

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Nicola

Nicola

Former child genius, thoroughly below-par adult. CB Creative Alumni. Sometimes has jokes on the radio.

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Tea or Morning Wine™? Maybe we'll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️
A palate cleanser
Sealife is weird, man. (Feat. The equinoctial tide)
Sitting high up, watching the shadows of the clouds on the beach, probably looking like I was having a moment, but actually listening to a Liane Moriarty audiobook and congratulating myself on having left the house before lunchtime 🙃
Beer And Sunset season is sooooooo close 😬
This cave is pretty close to my house, and I've always been curious what it looked like inside. The problem is there's a river in the way. But today I walked seven miles around an entire estuary and back in bad shoes just to stick my head in, and I'm honestly only posting this to give me something to show for the limp I now have.

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