A terrible thing happened to me on the bus yesterday afternoon. While on my way home from work I bumped into one of my best friends from school. Now, I am an avid follower of what people from school are doing, I really am, but I have no desire to find out from them in person.… Read More Bus-ted.
This is part two in a three-part series that is so self-obsessed I’m wondering if it’s actually almost Meta? Maybe not. Anyway, part one can be found here. Part Two can be found here. My dignity can be found nowhere. After I printed off my selfie (It’s probably to late to start calling it a… Read More The Selfie Saga, Part Three: Selfie Ever After
I have been causing myself trouble. Or, more correctly, my selfies have been causing me trouble. And not in any of the ways one would usually assume that a selfie could cause trouble. I had an exciting thing to go to recently, which required me to come armed with a photo of myself. I took roughly… Read More The Selfie Saga, Part One
Please excuse my writing. I can’t stop my hands from shaking, ’cause I’m cold and alone tonight. Nah, I jest. Let me start by saying, I love you, Amazon. I really do. Deep down, I know you’re evil, but I have no qualms about kicking the little guys to the kerb if it means I… Read More Dear Amazon
When I was little I refused to mix up any of the foods on my plate. Now that I’m 25, I still refuse to mix up any of the foods on my plate. I mean, I’ll allow them to be mixed up, but you can be damn sure I’m going to pick out all of… Read More Saving The Best ‘Til Last
I realise that by the mere fact of me writing about my opinion on this we’re all likely to be swept into a black hole of hypocrisy and (the bad kind of) irony, but it’s probably worth it because we all just seem to be lying down and taking this ugly new development of the… Read More Nobody Cares What You Think
